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I'll eat some dog food for that kind of money.

Post 1

Friday, November 10, 2006 - 9:43am

For that money, I'd eat the dog.

Unless it was a mutt, of course. Mixed breeds are too tough and gamey. Good for stew, I suppose. Dachshunds are tasty if properly prepared. Chihuahuas too, if you like Mexican. And Dalmatians have a nice smokey flavor.

S.

Yep, it's Friday...

Post 2

Friday, November 10, 2006 - 10:25am

Summer,

You nearly made me laugh out loud!! And, being at work (yes, on my lunch hour), that could have proven to be a precarious scenario (how does one explain to co-workers that you were laughing about the culinary differences of various canines?) The Dalmation comment is what really got me. For some reason I have a mental movie of Cruella DeVille wearing a Dalmation coat complaining about the smokey odor that just won't go away! (Aside from all the cigarettes she smoked.) Thanks for a chuckle on a dreary Friday. I've enjoyed your sense of humor on recent posts.

Bauer

Post 3

Friday, November 10, 2006 - 12:06pm

Try saying "precarious scenario" out loud. So rhythmic. Cool phrase, Bauer.

Edit: (Don't separate the two s's.)

Edit 2: .."precarious scenario: a scary mess of dairy, yo." I know, it makes little sense. But say it out loud. Really.

(Edited by Ben Hoffman on 11/10, 12:07pm)

(Edited by Ben Hoffman on 11/10, 12:53pm)

Post 4

Friday, November 10, 2006 - 3:22pm

I have a chihuahua now and don't see there being enough meat to be worth the work of preparing it. My ex used to tell our pet dachshund 'I love you.. but you'd still be my first meal when civilization collapses!' It's at least good to know they'd be tasty.

Post 5

Friday, November 10, 2006 - 5:38pm

Reminds me of a cookbook I have - 'To Serve Man' - wherein is discussed the relative differences in meat quality between a New Englander and a Texan.... ;-)

Post 6

Saturday, November 11, 2006 - 6:33am

Ms. Serravillo:

We actually taste pretty sweet on the inside :)

Freckles

Post 7

Saturday, November 11, 2006 - 6:46pm

As a dog-lover I had to sanction this post, but as an apartment dweller who can't have a dog, I'll have to ask you to refrain from teasing me by posting more pictures like this in the future.

(And except for those who have dogs that couldn't survive on their own like lhasa apsos, anyone who ate his dog just because civilization was falling would be committing a worse sin than eating his seed corn, and should rather kill himself so that his dog might eat his master's corpse instead. Chihuahuas were indeed bred to be eaten. But I'd rather eat rampaging rioters if it came to that.)

Ted
(Edited by Ted Keer
on 11/11, 6:50pm)

Post 8

Monday, November 13, 2006 - 3:10am

Ryan,

What a little cutie!! I miss havin' a dog. :o(

Summer

(but I do love my Marcus! ;o) )

(Edited by Summer Serravillo on 11/13, 4:27am)

Post 9

Monday, November 13, 2006 - 9:38am

"As a dog-lover I had to sanction this post ..."

I have just one thing to say to you.

Post 10

Tuesday, November 14, 2006 - 7:16am

Sorry Rodney, you'll have to post that content. I'm not going to click on a link that might show anything from Daniel Pearlman's throat being slit to a bunch of kittens eating a dog. You seem benevolent, but I have worked in sales for 15 years, so my curiosity factor is not that strong. Let me know what I'm gettin myself inta.

:)

Post 11

Tuesday, November 14, 2006 - 8:03am

Ted,

Well, you may want to refrain from clicking on the link, after all. I nearly threw up with the cuteness of it all.Why are young animals so durn cute!? I know, it's so people like those who posted in this thread extolling the delectable delights of other animals will refrain from devouring such adorable youngsters. (I'm only half joking here. I wonder if there is some truth in that idea.)

Bauer

Post 12

Tuesday, November 14, 2006 - 8:32am

Here's a bit more intolerable cuteness for ya, Bauer...

;o)

Post 13

Tuesday, November 14, 2006 - 10:26am

If you can stand it lose yourself in a site of sickening cuteness.

Post 14

Tuesday, November 14, 2006 - 11:36am

Interesting reactions.

Post 15

Tuesday, November 14, 2006 - 2:51pm