| | My younger, machismo, vigilante-side makes me want to arm myself and some 'friends' to the teeth and go to this Lake Falcon for some good ole'-fashioned "street justice" -- er, I guess I should say for some "lake justice"?
Just think about it ... Me, Johnny "Big Guns" Armaos, Merlin "Jet-ski" Jetton, Freddy "Trigger Finger" Bartlett, Steve "The Wolfman" Wolfer, Deano "No Mercy" Gores, Pete "Battle Ready" Reidy, Jimmy "Hawaiin Terror" Henshaw, Robby "The Madman" Malcom, Luke "The Terminator" Setzer, and Billy "The California Kid" Dwyer ...
... all on jet-skis ...
... with dual, front-mounted 50-caliber machine guns ...
... with swivel-mounted "Objective Individual Combat Weapons (OICW)" ...
... with rear-dropped floating mines ...
... all suited up in kevlar ...
... all shot up with epinephrine, deprenyl, hydergine, and pramiracetam ...
... putting large holes in any armed Mexicans we find ...
Whoa. I've got to take an anti-testosterone pill or something, because I'm actually starting to get all worked up about this.
:-)
Ed
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