| | Mrs. Johnson (stepping on the scale):
What's the verdict, Doc?
Doctor:
You know, Mrs. Johnson, when you weighed in last month at 300-lbs, I have to be honest with you when I say that I really didn't think that you could get much bigger than that -- but this month you weighed in at 345-lbs! In other words, in just one month, Mrs. Johnson, you managed to expand yourself by 45-lbs (15%)!
Good for you, Mrs. Johnson. That's a real success. Keep pounding the concentrated, empty calories of candy and soda pop and -- if you're lucky -- you may be able to hit the big, four double-zero in another month!
:-)
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[paraphrase] "President Obama will talk about his early success. In just one month, he has already expanded government by 15%. That's a success."
