| | I was just thinking ... Obama is kind of like a black version of George W. Bush. He's an incurable simpleton and many folks find that to be cute:
Thelma: Didja' hear Obama speak for all the blacks when he said "we" just know more about it?
Louise: Oh, yeah, Thelma. Wasn't that cute of him?
Thelma: I almost fainted from the cuteness. I mean, just think about it: all of those little, black people running around ... knowing more about being a mutt than the "whites" do. [sigh]
Louise: Yeah, I know, deary. Just so damn cute, isn't he? Say, isn't he half-white, too?
Thelma: Yup.
Louise: Well, heavens to Betsy! I just had an idea'r.
Thelma: Oh, tell me now, don't keep me in suspense.
Louise: Well, if Obama can speak for all the blacks and he's half-black, well ...
Thelma: C'mon ... tell me now.
Louise: ... well, then Obama can speak for all the "white folks" to!
Thelma: [dumbfounded silence]
Louise: Thelma, Thelma, y'there?
Thelma: I think I get it, but do go on. Gimme' an example.
Louise: Okay, okay [clears throat to speak like Obama]: "Us white folks ... we don't care much for watermelon ..."
Thelma: Oh, Louise?! [pause to think] That's so cute!
Louise: "... nor fried chicken ..."
Thelma: Oh Louise! Just stop it now, you are just too damned cute.
Louise: "Let me be perfectly clear, ..."
Thelma: [uncontrollable laughter, mixed in with the occasional sigh]
Ed
(Edited by Ed Thompson on 7/30, 6:46pm)
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