| | Ed: I was with you up to here:
They write out a Constitution of Gilligan's Island and write down some laws about initiating force or fraud.
Here's where it gets tricky:
Thurston Howell proposes that a third party will have a monopoly on settling all disputes, and that person's judgment will be final -- and, since that person will have an extra task that goes beyond obtaining personal sustenance -- he or she will necessarily have to take time away from being as productive as the others, but that it's to everyone's rational, long-term interest to contribute to make up for the difference of this person acting like a government, instead of totally living for themselves every minute of the day, they should sacrifice and live for others instead of themselves some of the time, and so they should all kick in a supply of food and whatnot to compensate this person who will form a monopoly government. Thurston Howell points out that since he already has a gun, and no one else does, he is the logical candidate to have that absolute monopoly power.
Everyone nods their head at this eminently reasonable-sounding suggestion, except for the Professor, who says this is an EXCELLENT-sounding idea, (with just a touch of mild sarcasm in his voice) except for a few minor points he'd like to resolve up front, just so things don't get sticky in the future:
1) What if the aggressor who is to be judged is Thurston Howell? Not that Thurston would ever let such absolute power go to his head and turn him all tyrannical or anything, or that he is anything but a fine and absolutely trustworthy individual who would never commit a crime, unlike the rest of us n'er-do-wells, but just for the sake of argument, what if?
2) What if someone -- for the sake of argument, let's call him "Professor", just to put a name on it the Professor says, a touch of amusement in his voice -- thinks that a monopoly of ANYTHING is a bad idea, much less a monopoly of force, as has been demonstrated over and over again in places like North Korea or East Germany, and thinks that maybe the better way to handle stuff is using a market process where there isn't a monopoly provider of justice who might let the power go to their head, or start charging too much, or giving shoddy service, or making decisions that most people think are unjust, or whatever? What if one or more of those people decline to participate in this government the rest of you are so eager to entrust to Thurston Howell and his gun? Are you all, as good Objectivists, going to force this person or these people to sacrifice and contribute anyway?
3) And what if everyone else but this Professor guy initially decide to go along with this monopoly governance, but then the rates start seeming too high or the service seems shoddy or the person with the gun seems to be letting the power go to their head -- are you going to let people opt out of this government and go with a different, market provider of justice, or are you going to compel them to sacrifice and stay in this initially voluntary association against their will? If not, why not arrange for a market arrangement for justice upfront, rather than dealing with such hard feelings down the road? He pulls out a copy of "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" and points to the dog-eared pages describing one such market provision of justice, and says, here's one such alternative to letting the only guy with the gun arbitrate all disputes.
And then MaryAnn, who totally wants the Professor to do her, looks at him with shining eyes and says, "I agree with the Professor. I think we should consider a market provision of justice rather than a monopoly of force backed up by a gun."
The Professor says, "since we don't have a consensus, perhaps we should think about this and let Ed * cough cough * I mean Gilligan come back to us tomorrow and see if he can come up with some reasons why the objections I just raised aren't really a problem."
And then Skipper, who is a BIG fan of "Firefly", looks at the Professor and MaryAnn giving each other the eye and says, "I'll be in my bunk." (Edited by Jim Henshaw on 3/14, 12:46pm)
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