Quotes: Marx, Groucho

I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.

Groucho Marx

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(Added by George W. Cordero on 1/09/2005, 7:24am)

Remember men, we are fighting for this woman's honor, which is more than she ever did.

Groucho Marx
From one of the Marx Brother's movies in which he is referring to the Statue of Liberty.

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(Added by Adam Buker on 10/20/2004, 11:47pm)

I read in the newspapers they're gonna have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to eight, to educate America.... They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.

Groucho Marx
The Boston Globe (January 22, 1960)

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(Added by Orion Reasoner on 10/18/2004, 9:52pm)