"My mother said it was simple to keep a man; you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom ... I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit".
Jerry Hall, setting out a revised manifesto for the modern woman.
Well, I know that you would NEVER take me for a male chauvinist, so I will give you a multiple choice:
1. Go fetch a pretty little kitty kat I put in there. 2. Look for a lost hero-wArship. 3. Choose a maid from some best quality wifely material. 4. See what the hell happened to Luke. 5. Bake a potato.
3. Choose a maid from some best quality wifely material.
Actually I particularly like the one with the vacuum machine in the picture. "I want to break free!" I guess my lame attempt at a joke fell completely flat. ;-)