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Post 20

Friday, March 11, 2005 - 9:39amSanction this postReply
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Luke,
I just want to say that I wish I have a wife.


Post 21

Friday, March 11, 2005 - 4:52pmSanction this postReply
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Hong, I need one too, what with all the cleaning and housework that needs to be done.  Not to mention dry cleaning, grocery shopping, and other errands.

In fact, it is a joke shared among most of my girlfriends.  The first time one of them said, "I need a wife!" we all realized how true that statement was.

The plight of the modern woman.  ;)


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Friday, March 11, 2005 - 5:46pmSanction this postReply
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http://www.snopes.com/weddings/newlywed/advice.htm

Although Snopes.com officially calls the claim 'undetermined', the author of their analysis makes it clear that she thinks it is an urban legend, for many of the reasons already cited here.


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Post 23

Friday, March 11, 2005 - 6:11pmSanction this postReply
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Hong and Jennifer - Woah there. There's the other side to that too. With all do respect for the members of the gay persuasion here at SOLO, I used to wisecrack that I would rather be gay than to keep on trying to understand a woman's head.

(No, guys. I am not revealing myself between the lines... hey!... stop it!... I can hear some of you thinking too hard out there!...)

Here's a little joke about that:

A man was walking on the beach one day in California and came across and old Arabian looking brass lamp. He rubbed it to clean it off and a genie gradually appeared out of the tip.

MAN: Wow, cool! Now I get three wishes.

GENIE: Shut up. What took you so long? You've been reading too many story books. You get one wish and make it fast or you won't even get that.

MAN: Oh... Well, I do work in Honolulu sometimes. I'm so afraid of flying and ships take so darn long, I want you to make me a bridge between Los Angeles and Honolulu so I can drive there.

GENIE: Are you crazy?!! Do you have any idea what that would entail? The engineering involved? The amount of materials? And then the maintenance? I can't be bothered with a stupid wish like that. Make another one and be quick about it.

MAN: Oh... Well, I always wondered why women rarely say what they mean, cry for no reason at all, always bring up things that you said and apologized for years ago, look you in the eye and start laughing, make you guess what they want and then get mad at you when you're wrong, try to change you regardless of what it is and nag, nag, nag... That's what my wish is. I want to understand what makes a woman tick.

GENIE: (sigh) Two lanes or four?

Michael



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Friday, March 11, 2005 - 6:35pmSanction this postReply
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Michael,
Unfortunately, your Genie joke is only too true (sigh). I am far from being a relationship shrink but it does seem to me that brains of woman and man work quite differently sometimes.

However, I've assumed that the sentiment Jennifer and I expressed here is pretty obvious, isn't it?


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Post 25

Friday, March 11, 2005 - 8:50pmSanction this postReply
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Hong,

Pipe down and get back to the kitchen.

:-)

Michael



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Friday, March 11, 2005 - 9:31pmSanction this postReply
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Uh, Michael, you completely misinterpreted what I said.  :)

I mean that I need a wife to perform the "traditional" tasks of a wife, because I don't have time to.

I don't understand how most women tick either, so don't feel bad.  ;)

Jennifer


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Post 27

Friday, March 11, 2005 - 9:38pmSanction this postReply
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Jennifer,

You pipe down and get back to the kitchen too.

... :-)

Michael


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Friday, March 11, 2005 - 9:41pmSanction this postReply
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Kitchen, yes.  Laundry room, no.

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Friday, March 11, 2005 - 10:05pmSanction this postReply
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Jennifer,

Well... all right for now. But only because you topped Robert's and Chris's blatently inferior non-epicurean truck with your little "kitchen."

Send Hong to the laundry room.

Michael


Post 30

Friday, March 11, 2005 - 10:24pmSanction this postReply
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Ah so - chinese laundry - wondered when that was going to come up....

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 - 3:48amSanction this postReply
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I woke up this morning, unusually early, and discovered that I am now in the laundry room - a chinese laundry that is, via the kitchen. ;-)

So what's on your wicked mind this time, robert m? 


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Saturday, March 12, 2005 - 6:07amSanction this postReply
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Jennifer, do you take this man Marcus to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Robert/Michael, if I marry you, will you be my "wife"?  Every bride needs at least one wife.

Just kidding, but such a role reversal would be wonderful, wouldn't it?

(Edited by katdaddy on 3/12, 6:09am)


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Saturday, March 12, 2005 - 8:13amSanction this postReply
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To me the quote is obviously fake, and this makes it unfunny. I suspect the motive in concocting it was to heap more scorn on the relatively laissez-faire 19th century.

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Post 34

Saturday, March 12, 2005 - 8:42amSanction this postReply
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Minnie katdaddy Muse!

You too?!!!

Shoo, shoo. Get on back to the kitchen or laundry room or vacuuming or wherever.

Woah...

Marry?... Me wife?... Hmmm... Uhm... Well, today I'm too busy. I have to be at the hairdresser's early, then I have to shop for some new clothes...

:-) // :-) // :-) // :-) // :-) // :-) // :-) // :-)

Michael

BTW - Something's in the oven for the toothbrush thread.



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Saturday, March 12, 2005 - 9:23amSanction this postReply
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MSK, Very well, you go off and get a new do. If you need me, I'll be home cleaning toilets and stuff.... Our little trip to Vegas can wait.

"By George," said Paul sitting on the John, where'd my Ringo?"

// 8-)


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Saturday, March 12, 2005 - 3:49pmSanction this postReply
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MSK wrote:
I always wondered why women rarely say what they mean, cry for no reason at all, always bring up things that you said and apologized for years ago, look you in the eye and start laughing, make you guess what they want and then get mad at you when you're wrong, try to change you regardless of what it is and nag, nag, nag... That's what my wish is. I want to understand what makes a woman tick.
If we have time and interest at SOLOC 4, perhaps we can enjoy two of Jeff Wayne's comedy CDs in my collection.  He loves to employ material like this to hilarious ends.

I might add that I only hold myself responsible for managing my own emotions and hold others responsible for managing theirs whether they like it or not -- male or female, family member or not, friend or stranger or foe.  Refusing to buy into the nonsense of taking responsibility for the emotional responses of another has been both my most difficult and most valuable lesson in applied rational egoism.

MSK joked:
I used to wisecrack that I would rather be gay than to keep on trying to understand a woman's head.
Straight or gay, I contend that peace of mind always has greater value than piece of ass!

(Edited by Luther Setzer on 3/12, 4:15pm)


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Post 37

Saturday, March 12, 2005 - 4:18pmSanction this postReply
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Dayamm Luke!!!!!

"I might add that I only hold myself responsible for managing my own emotions and hold others responsible for managing theirs whether they like it or not -- male or female, family member or not, friend or stranger or foe.  Refusing to buy into the nonsense of taking responsibility for the emotional responses of another has been both my most difficult and most valuable lesson in applied rational egoism."

Go on... git on outta here too. Git on into the kitchen with the others.

Michael


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Post 38

Saturday, March 12, 2005 - 6:33pmSanction this postReply
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Okay, ladies and gents, men, too, have their problems. I once accused a boy friend of being a male chauvinist, and he replied, shocked, "How can you say that? I always let you do anything you want." He did not understand why I began to foam at the mouth.

And most difficult of all, most men repress their emotions. . They tend not to know what they feel, and if they do know, to find it difficult or impossible to express it.

However -- and this is a big however -- I have always thought that men have borne a greater burden then woman, even when women were usually relegated to kitchen and bedroom. From their earliest understanding, men were taught that it was their most solemn duty to carry other human beings, wife and children, throughout life, with no regard for their own preferences, with no regard for other goals they might want to pursue. They were to be beasts of burden as long as they lived. Hong and Jennifer, do you care to imagine what that would feel like?

Barbara

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 - 7:00pmSanction this postReply
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I am interested to know why I have been misunderstood several times for my comment here about wanting a wife.

Firstly, it was a cheeky comment, simply because I find myself so busy these days, and would appreciate coming home to my proverbial pipe and slippers.

Secondly, I am not male-bashing, nor have I ever done so on this forum.  If anything, I am more pro-male than female, and always have been.

I hope that helps to clarify my stance.

Jennifer


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