And I thought that you were going to ask me about the difference between a laptop and a tower?
Okay. That wasn't funny. It really wasn't funny at all. But, but don't give up on me just yet.
... Thinking ... thinking (dirtily) ... Okay ... I got one ...
The tall tower says to the sleek laptop: "Hey Baby, would you like to go into sleep-mode with me tonight so that we could do some file-sharing?" Adding quite confidently: "But, before you give me an answer, it may peak your interest to know that ... I have a big hard-drive."
The laptop looks at the tower, up and down, and responds: "No thanks. You see, it's not the size of the hard-drive, it's the amount of RAM that you have."