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Monday, September 7, 2009 - 9:16amSanction this postReply
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Have they considered long term leases rather than purchases with a tech support agreement and deep discounts on upgrades?



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Monday, September 7, 2009 - 9:58amSanction this postReply
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And I thought that you were going to ask me about the difference between a laptop and a tower?

Okay. That wasn't funny. It really wasn't funny at all. But, but don't give up on me just yet.

... Thinking ... thinking (dirtily) ... Okay ... I got one ...

The tall tower says to the sleek laptop: "Hey Baby, would you like to go into sleep-mode with me tonight so that we could do some file-sharing?" Adding quite confidently: "But, before you give me an answer, it may peak your interest to know that ... I have a big hard-drive."

The laptop looks at the tower, up and down, and responds: "No thanks. You see, it's not the size of the hard-drive, it's the amount of RAM that you have."

Ed
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Monday, September 7, 2009 - 4:10pmSanction this postReply
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[BARF]



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Monday, September 7, 2009 - 6:12pmSanction this postReply
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Good Grief, Ed! Stretching, were we?

jt



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Monday, September 7, 2009 - 9:39pmSanction this postReply
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No, Jay. This is stretching:

[ahem] ... Okay. ...

What do you get if you forget to use a firewall when you get a lot of RAM installed?

A motherboard.

Ed




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Tuesday, September 8, 2009 - 12:56pmSanction this postReply
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peak = pique



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Tuesday, September 8, 2009 - 6:57pmSanction this postReply
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I knew I should have used "spark."

Thanks, Sam.

Ed




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Tuesday, March 1 - 6:40amSanction this postReply
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I'll help Ed out here....
"Very funny," rebuttles the Tower, "But in the end, you still have a slot for a 3.5 inch floppy!  We can allllll see what type you go for."

..... *hangs head in shame*
  I tried.




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Wednesday, March 2 - 4:34pmSanction this postReply
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So...you like the jokes, Gage?  If you'd like to contribute to the amusement, just send them in. :)



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