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Wednesday, June 2, 2010 - 6:56amSanction this postReply
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Praaaise Jeee-sus!  Ah'm skinny again!

(Ah, I laugh to keep from crying.)

So if the program works and you lose weight, I suppose you are to thank God.  But what if it doesn't work for you?  Do you blame the Devil, or curse your all-to-human frailty?  Are thunder-thighs a direct result of Original Sin?


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Wednesday, June 2, 2010 - 8:52amSanction this postReply
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I'm not sure about fitness, but the weight-loss part worked for all those hermits and ascetics over the centuries.

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Wednesday, June 2, 2010 - 1:51pmSanction this postReply
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There's a joke in there somewhere about people who need to believe in something "larger than themselves" ... which can be tough for the morbidly obese...

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Wednesday, June 2, 2010 - 3:05pmSanction this postReply
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LOL

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Wednesday, June 2, 2010 - 3:07pmSanction this postReply
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Especially with those with an inflated view of themselves...

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Wednesday, June 2, 2010 - 4:12pmSanction this postReply
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LOL! 

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Thursday, June 3, 2010 - 3:07pmSanction this postReply
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<---- He finds this thread terribly offensive (and funny as hell)


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Monday, June 7, 2010 - 4:55amSanction this postReply
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They forgot to add this one:

Pontius Pilates
Wash your hands of that outworn midsection flab and execute the perfect core workout! (Approx. 18 mins.)


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Saturday, June 12, 2010 - 9:33amSanction this postReply
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I just made the mental link, Luke.

Funny stuff.

Ed

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