RoR: Forum

Well, ladies, you could always try shy American boys.

Post 1

Friday, July 29, 2005 - 7:29am

Or they could convert to lesbianism.

Sarah

Post 2

Friday, July 29, 2005 - 7:41am

Or masturbate. Whatever gets 'em off. Though I'd be terribly disappointed if my wife switched teams; I'd have to do the same because there's no other woman like her.

Post 3

Friday, July 29, 2005 - 7:46am

I think Linz should help out.

Post 4

Friday, July 29, 2005 - 7:48am

I don't want to switch teams, Robert. Men don't do anything for me. Voluptuous brunettes with a accent and black stockings, on the other hand...

Post 5

Friday, July 29, 2005 - 8:11am

Shouldn't this discussion be in the "Solo Hetero" forum?

(Edited by Richard Lawrence
on 7/29, 4:58pm)

Post 6

Friday, July 29, 2005 - 1:00pm

Is that a "defensive migration strategy"? ;-)

But seriously, what does the article mean by this term? Are they going to bar males from going overseas?

Post 7

Friday, July 29, 2005 - 1:30pm

If they want more men in Australia, I'd be happy to emigrate. I'm sure my wife would like to spend time with her family and friends.

Post 8

Friday, July 29, 2005 - 6:23pm

Laugh it up Yankees.

But what you don't realise is that the entire Kiwi OE is an informal procedure for global domination. Already there are New Zealanders the world over, on the ground and in key positions. And as the self-reliant, can-do, distrust of government, and libertarian attitudes pour forth from Aotearoa to permeate and supplant a new age will dawn. The Age Of Kiwi. You cannot resist, it is already too late. We're everywhere and we're prevailing!

Invest now in plastic Tikis, swannies and Watties Tomato Sauce. The boom is at hand!

"If it weren't for your gumboots where would you be?" shall be the new shibolith of our times.

Fools! You think I'm only joking.

Post 9

Saturday, July 30, 2005 - 12:58am

A Kiwi invasion? Aren't they those little fruits with the fuzzy brown skins and green innards?
I eat Kiwi's for breakfast.

:)

Post 10

Saturday, July 30, 2005 - 1:49am

No Joe - those are kiwifruits... Kiwis are little furrylike birds - like quail - which, by the way, do make for good eating, especially roasted, with kiwifruit... :-)

Post 11

Saturday, July 30, 2005 - 2:44am

Robert, I'm not a vegetarian, so even better!

"mmm...kiwi."

Do they taste like chicken?

:)

Post 12

Saturday, July 30, 2005 - 3:04am

You guys certainly stir up a lot of shit for there being only 4 million of you.

I might plan an Andrew Bates-like tour of NZ without all the driving. I'll start up top at the Bay of Islands, start drinking, and probably stay right there.

Post 13

Saturday, July 30, 2005 - 3:34am

Look out for Hobbits.

Post 14

Saturday, July 30, 2005 - 10:45am

Lance,

"I might plan an Andrew Bates-like tour of NZ without all the driving. I'll start up top at the Bay of Islands, start drinking, and probably stay right there. "

Better to start at the bottom - around Dunedin anytime the Otago University semester is on. Stay there if you like, the young ladies are probably the friendliest in the country and the beer flows like a river... Which is good because it's damn cold.

Post 15

Sunday, July 31, 2005 - 1:14am