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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_pentagon_abuse_photos
Like, they don't have internet access in Kabul. Pashtuns can't read or hear Al Jazeera. (BTW, how many people realized before 9/11 that the Arabs were Jazz aficionados anyway? Who wudda thunk it?)
As in, if we don't see the actual photos, we won't get upset, so don't let them out, for sure! Wowee, mommy, don't let me see anything upsetting!
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I'm suddenly reminded of the Nixon years, when I didn't have to wait for laugh-in. All I had to do was turn on the Today Show, any morning at all, with good old Barbara, and for the next 15 minutes, I would have to lie down on the carpet, I would be laughing so hard at the latest Nixonomics, or the news from Nam about the tunnel and lights, et al. Nobody can write this stuff.* It takes a politician. Is Obama president yet?
* (Obama: "We have these photos that would make people kill us if they saw them." Waves huge manilla envelope. "So, we're not going to release them, and therefore nobody will kill us... And all our war(s) are going fine. The economy is doing just great, too. Nothing to worry about. God is on our side."
Sudden lightning bolt from clear blue sky hits Obama and he drops the envelope, spilling the photos.
SS (Secret Service) bodyguard: "Oh, sh*t!! Ok, everyone who saw the pictures line up over here - that's it, right along the wall. Yes, that includes you. Yes, I know, you're Staff, but unfortunately you saw them, too. Be happy that WE don't discriminate in America."
Hurried, furtive consultation between huddled SS personel. Finally, SS leader approaches reporters huddled against wall.
Apologetically, "Look, we're really sorry, but you have to die now. Don't worry, God will give you 70 raisins. Yes, I have that on good authority. Have a nice day."
Sound of shots, screams, silence...
SS guard takes microphone...
"Thanks everyone, for another great press conference. Please try to avoid slipping on the blood. Those big vans with the ropes and hoods will take you home now. The remaining SS will now take your cameras or other recording equipment, just to make sure that you haven't filmed anything that might get people mad at us. If you made any cell phone calls in the past ten minutes, please have the names and addresses of the people you called available. Kraft durch freude!")
Or is the logic too tenuous?
(Edited by Phil Osborn on 5/13, 6:52pm)
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