| | Jules, we're hijacking the thread, so let's hope there aren't any vigilantes ready to put us in our place (a good verbal smack-down can be just as damaging as a physical one).
:-)
Anyway, to continue the thread hijack, I used to work at a health food store on the weekends. An ex-professional wrestler came in and started to covertly place vitamin bottles into his coat (from off of the shelves). I could see him on our store video camera. Boy, was my heart ever racing! I mean, this guy wasn't really a big threat. Sure, he once held a job where you throw 300-lb men around the ring like they were rag dolls, but he wasn't a very big guy himself. And besides, he was old and retired. I was young and had been working out a lot -- and I had trained as a boxer for 4 months in a tough, inner-city gym (Anthony "The Untouchable" Stevens came up out of this gym).
Anyway, as he started to head for the door, my adrenaline surged. I wasn't really in the thinking stage, just the physical reaction stage. Before I knew it, I had leapt over the 3-foot counter and spun around, blocking the exit. I called out to the professional wrestler by his first name:
[Insert name], I'm going to need those bottles in your coat before you leave the store. At this point, I was trembling on the inside. What did I just do? What position did I just put myself into? Waiting for his near-immediate response seemed like an eternity. Finally, after probably more than 3 quarters of a second wait, he cracked a smile, said:
Good eye, kid! ... and threw me the bottles from his inside coat pockets. It was probably safer for us both that he didn't approach me to hand me the bottles at close range. I stepped aside and let him leave. I do not remember calling the police but I remember the police being in the store shortly after this occurred. I asked the cop about what kinds of physical things that I could do to individuals who attempt to leave the store with stolen property. The case of the wrestler came up and I asked the cop:
What if it had gotten physical, would I have to go to jail? The cop smiled and said:
Not if I am the one who responds. Just between you and me, if you use physical force to subdue an eyewitnessed criminal, I won't include that in the police report. Hot Tamalies! I've got a license to "take 'em down"! [I thought to myself]. Though I never cashed-in on that offer for me to be able to man-handle criminals with impunity.
:-)
Ed
(Edited by Ed Thompson on 3/13, 12:17am)
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