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The dean of a college was complaining about the difficulties in funding all the engineering departments. "Why do I always have to give you guys so much money, for laboratories and expensive equipment and stuff. Why couldn't you be like the math department -- all they need is money for pencils, paper and waste-paper baskets. Or even better, like the... (Read More)

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Absolutely the funniest joke ever......ON US !!! Let it sink in. Quietly we go like sheep to slaughter. Does anybody out there have any memory of the reason given for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY ...... during the Carter Administration? Anybody? Anything? No? Didn't think so ! Bottom ... (Read More)

Do you remember how liberals ridiculed Reaganomics as the "trickle down theory" of economics? Well, liberals have been practicing the "hose down theory" for decades, and Obama, Pelosi, Frank et al have now obtained firemen's hoses and connected them to hydrants.

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It's not that often you run across Ayn Rand parodies. (Read More)

(If you're too young to get this joke, Alice Kramden, a character on the 1950s sitcom "The Honeymooners," had a husband, Ralph, famous for repeatedly threatening to send her, "bang, zoom, straight to the moon!") (Read More)

PALO ALTO, CA - An international mathematics research team announced today that they had discovered a new integer that surpasses any previously known value "by a totally mindblowing shitload." Project director Yujin Xiao of Stanford University said the theoretical number, dubbed a "stimulus," could lead to breakthroughs in fields as diverse as astr... (Read More)