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This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpa... (Read More)

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A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper." Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie." Confused, the man went to his rabbi, told ... (Read More)

Wonder if I could sell it to the Tijuana City Council? ... (Read More)

They say the bill, which some have taken to calling the "spendulus," still contains billions of dollars in wasteful spending. Though moderates are trying to pare it down to close to $800 billion, the joint tax committee just came out with a new price tag putting the current package at about $937 billion. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell conti... (Read More)

Check out the 9 links on the left, right below the picture of Hugh Topian ... ... (Read More)

Maybe bad economic times make people sillier, but for whatever reason, I've seen more comics that make me laugh recently. I really liked this one which you can find at Cowbirds in Love. It's a cautionary tale about how not to protest! :-) (Read More)

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The world's first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew. The plane taxied to the loading area automatically, its doors opened automatically, the steps came out automatically. The passengers boarded the plane and took their seats. The steps retreated automatically, the doors closed, and the airplane taxie... (Read More)

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