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The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish downtown office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny t... (Read More)

Saw it on Internet and thought it was funny. Not that I am a Republican ... From the mouth of babes. I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President of the United States. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there. So I asked her, "If you were... (Read More)

I like Beachbody. No, really, I do. I got into excellent shape with their Power 90 and P90X programs. But I received this new product notice today via e-mail and nearly fell from my chair. I posted it as a joke but the product is absolutely real. Body Gospel® The inspirational Body Gospel workouts, set to chart-topping gospel musi... (Read More)

The latest Muhammad cartoon to spark protest: http://www.mg.co.za/zapiro/all/3. (Read More)

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I dare every freedom lover to submit a video explaining how regulations can be used to take down government. (Read More)

I was reading the comments regarding the HealthCare Bill. One of them reminded me an old Soviet joke. It was rhymed in Russian, excuse my poor translation: Winter passed and summer started, And sun is shining as usual. I want to thank for it the Communist Party And personally comrade Leonid Brezhnev!!!! (unending ovation) ... (Read More)

Cash for Crackhouses ... (Read More)

A fellow walks into his doctor's office, complaining that he thinks he might have a tapeworm. The doctor makes a physical examination, listens to the symptoms, and concurs with the self-diagnosis. "I want you to come back tomorrow, to start treatment. And bring a banana and a cookie with you" said the doctor. Despite the seemingly odd requ... (Read More)

I can’t vouch that it is authentic, but it resonates with aspects of carbon trading schemes. ……………………. Rt Hon David Miliband MP Secretary of State. Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA), Nobel House, 17 Smith Square, London 16 July 2009 Dear Secretary of State, My friend, who is in fa... (Read More)