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A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D. C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River. "That's impossible," said the tourist. "No one could throw a coin that far!" "You have to remember," answered the guide. "A dollar went a lot farther in those days."... (Read More)

This website is a great source of crude yet clever comedy. This strip in particular was perfect for posting here. ... (Read More)

Teaching Math In 1950 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? Teaching Math In 1960 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit? Teaching Math In 1970 A logger sells a truckl... (Read More)

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I though the following from this site was funny: 1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish furniture. 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6. The soldier de... (Read More)

What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee? The Sicilian throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage. The German carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee. The Scotsman takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee. The North Korean eats the fly. The Israeli sells the... (Read More)

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Washington, D. C.-Presumptive President-Elect Barack Hussein Obama, II and the Democrat controlled Congress is considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans; The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA). AWNAA is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real ... (Read More)