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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to do a dow... (Read More)

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   These are real notes written by parents in a Tennessee school district...(mispellings have been left intact.)   1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today.  Please execute him.   2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.   3. Dear school: please ecsc's john bein... (Read More)

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Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. And, "Since  Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? Thelma's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad.  Who... (Read More)

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happene... (Read More)

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he is a DEA... (Read More)