 Reason versus Faith
An Irish priest got stopped for speeding. The trooper smelled alcohol on his breath and spied an empty wine bottle on the car's floor. He said, "Father, have you been drinking?"
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on 11/17, 1:05am)
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God Warrior
The American television show "Trading Spouses" on the Fox network spotlights what happens when a Christian fundamentalist wife shares a home with a family of Pagans: http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2681739?htv=12 Two words come to mind: Mentally ill. Unfortunately, such unquestioning fundamentalism encourages this type of ... (Read More) (Added by Luke Setzer
on 11/15, 11:44am)
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If Rednecks ruled the world
7 things you would see if Rednecks ruled the world.
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on 11/13, 7:04am)
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Why'd the Chicken Cross the Road?
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
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on 11/08, 10:08am)
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Noah's Ark Revisited
In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in Malibu, California in the United States, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."
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on 11/08, 2:03am)
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existence
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: ...... "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist." F... (Read More) (Added by albert
on 11/07, 11:47am)
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The Final Test
Twelve priests were about to be ordained.
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on 11/05, 6:19pm)
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Beatty by Arthur Speigelman of Reuters
Schwarzenegger likes to call his opponents "Girlie-men" and Beatty, once Hollywood's most famous "ladies man," says he is unafraid of either the nickname or the movie action hero who happily killed an alligator in one scene and declared, "You're luggage."
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on 11/02, 7:18am)
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The Customer Is Always Right
They're still laughing about this at IBM. Apparently the computer giant decided to have some parts manufactured in Japan as a trial project. In the specifications, they stated that they will only accept three defective parts per 10,000.
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on 10/31, 4:00am)
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Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc
A fellow walked into his doctor's office, complaining that he thinks he might have a tapeworm. The doctor made a physical examination and listened to the symptoms, and concurred with the self-diagnosis. "I want you to come back tomorrow to start treatment. And bring a banana and a cookie with you." said the doctor. Despite the see... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/30, 3:48am)
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