 Amazing NASA Photo of Water on Mars
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on 10/04, 5:23am)
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Separation of Math and Religion?
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do. The rabbi comes, and ... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/04, 1:50am)
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Jesse Jackson In Hell
One day in the future, Jesse Jackson has a heart-attack and dies.
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on 10/03, 1:59pm)
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The Theory of Relativity
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on I-95. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!" (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/02, 10:59pm)
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False Dichotomy
Some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/02, 12:56pm)
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The Third World
An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The diplomat was not used to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies, etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time and again, Abdul would scamper off ... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/01, 3:56am)
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Alaska Department of Fish and Game Advisory
In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear encounters, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game has issued the following advisory to hikers, hunters, and fishermen while in the field:
... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 9/29, 1:27am)
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Priceless
(Originally posted to Pax Baculum by McWriter) (Read More) (Added by Duncan Bayne
on 9/28, 10:08pm)
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Diary of a Viagra Housewife
This is the private diary of a Viagra housewife...
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on 9/26, 5:48am)
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Honesty
Tenor 1: What do you think of my voice? Give me your honest opinion. Tenor 2: It isn't worth anything. Tenor 1: Give it to me anyway. (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 9/25, 10:59am)
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