 Why do so many women marry assholes?
Because so many men only date sluts.
... (Read More) (Added by Michael E. Marotta
on 11/30, 7:48pm)
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Heaviest Element Discovered
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Governmentium." Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by... (Read More) (Added by Jonathan Fauth
on 11/28, 8:13am)
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Gizoogle Yah Shiznit, Yo!
Tranzliate this Shiznit to Jive! Click the Spinn'n Rim Beotch! www.myYearbook.com -- Created by 2 high school students to kick myspace's ass Add the Tranzizzle-ata' to Your Site! (Read More) (Added by Ted Keer
on 11/25, 12:26am)
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The Land of Sandra Dee
A retired friend sent me this. It offers a mixed bag but has enough merit to share: The Land of Sandra Dee Long ago and far away, In a land that time forgot, Before the days of Dylan Or the dawn of Camelot. There lived a race of innocents, And they were you and me, Long ago and far away In the Land of Sandra Dee... (Read More) (Added by Luke Setzer
on 11/19, 7:10am)
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The Origin of Queer as a $3 Bill
A friend of mine asked if I knew the origin of the phrase which he always knew as "queer as a two-dollar bill." Q: I thought the expression was “queer as a two dollar bill” but I’ve heard older people say “queer as a three-dollar bill” and found the latter reference on line. Can you explain the origins of the term? A: The two-dollar... (Read More) (Added by Ted Keer
on 11/13, 9:08pm)
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New Technology
Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts . This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. (Added by Sam Erica
on 11/13, 6:10pm)
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Heavenly joke
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.
... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 11/01, 12:32am)
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On a flight from London
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat. Shortly after takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a ... (Read More) (Added by Ciro D'Agostino
on 10/26, 6:56pm)
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Perpetual Motion?
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. It was proposed to strap giant slabs of hot buttered toast to the back of a hundred tethered cats. The two opposing forces will cause the cats to hover, spinning inches above the ground.
... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/18, 12:17am)
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Keep Your Eyes on the Red Handkerchief
http://users.skynet.be/pdauwe/ursula_martinez.wmv (Read More) (Added by Bob Palin
on 10/14, 10:33am)
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