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Perpetually Single 1.0b (or, Why this technochick ain
Perpetually Single 1.0b (or, Why this technochick ain't married)

Dear Tech Support, ... (Read More)

(Added by Summer Serravillo on 9/19, 5:21am)

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Happy Valentine
Happy Valentine's Day...to Osama

Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. And, "Since  Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? Thelma's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad.  Who... (Read More)

(Added by Greg Mullen on 2/14, 5:35pm)

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Heavenly joke
Heavenly joke

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. ... (Read More)

(Added by Marty Lewinter on 11/01, 12:32am)

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A drinking joke to lighten the mood
A drinking joke to lighten the mood

Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building when the first man turns to the other and says: "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the... (Read More)

(Added by Andrew Bissell on 7/31, 10:19pm)

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Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Southerner?
Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Southerner?

The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an ... (Read More)

(Added by Philip Coates on 8/22/2005, 6:31pm)

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The Ant and the Grasshopper
The Ant and the Grasshopper

CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.    MODERN VERSIO... (Read More)

(Added by Marty Lewinter on 9/12, 12:33am)

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Taxes
Taxes

Letís put tax cuts in terms everyone can understand. Suppose that every day 10 men go out for dinner every night. The bill for all ten comes to $100. If it was paid the way we pay our taxes, the first four men would pay nothing; the fifth would pay $1; the sixth would pay $3; the seventh $7; the eighth $12, the ninth $18. The tenth man (the richest... (Read More)

(Added by James West on 12/30/2007, 1:46pm)

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Reasons Not to Mess with Children
Reasons Not to Mess with Children

1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was ... (Read More)

(Added by Luke Setzer on 5/01, 8:34am)

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McCain Sings Streisand
McCain Sings Streisand

No more need be said! ... (Read More)

(Added by Rodney Rawlings on 9/17, 6:47am)

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How to dress for the IRS
How to dress for the IRS

A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper." Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie." Confused, the man went to his rabbi, told ... (Read More)

(Added by Marty Lewinter on 2/10, 10:28pm)

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