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There is a site, Save the Humans, that I find very funny at times. Jason Roth posted there a list called The 25 Most Inappropriate Things An Objectivist Can Say During Sex. ... (Read More)

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you, Mr. American, for letting me in this country, and giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!" But the passer-by says "You are mistaken. I am Mexican". The man goes ... (Read More)

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A CNN reporter went to Israel to cover the fighting.  She was looking for something emotional and positive and of human interest. Something like the man in Sarajevo who risked his life to play the cello everyday in the town square. In Jerusalem, she heard about an old Jew who's been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, ev... (Read More)

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well: Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endot... (Read More)

Subject: Fwd: President Bush Resignation Speech ... (Read More)

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  A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. The man comes out and finding the politicians, buries them.    The next day, the police are at the farm questioning the man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police offic... (Read More)

This is a perfect illustration. (Thanks to Karen!) ... (Read More)

A language teacher was explaining to her class that in French, nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. ... (Read More)