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An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both. ... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter on 10/12, 2:26am)Discuss this Joke (6 messages) Two little boys found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake. "Quick," said one, "Run, before they say we did it!" (Added by Marty Lewinter on 10/15, 4:15am)Discuss this Joke (3 messages) ... (Read More) (Added by Andrew Bates on 12/23, 6:39pm)Discuss this Joke (1 message) A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and ... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter on 1/03, 1:50am)Discuss this Joke (2 messages) A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happene... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter on 1/31, 1:18am)Discuss this Joke (1 message) ... (Read More) (Added by Robert Davison on 3/10, 7:04am)Discuss this Joke (2 messages) (Added by Bob Palin on 7/29, 4:26am) Discuss this Insensitive Joke (7 messages) Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. ... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter on 5/19, 2:26pm)Discuss this Joke (10 messages) Before you criticize someone, ... (Read More) (Added by Michael E. Marotta on 1/23, 3:11am)Discuss this Joke (1 message) For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that go... (Read More) (Added by Sam Erica on 1/30, 11:03am)Discuss this Joke (17 messages) |