 Ron Paul for President
(Read More) (Added by Teresa Summerlee Isanhart on 11/22, 10:26pm)
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Don't touch me bitch!
A man wakes up with a severe hangover and finds a note from his wife by his bedside that says, "I made your favorite breakfast. When you wake up, come down to the kitchen."
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on 8/28/2004, 7:45pm)
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Clean Language
(from newsgroup rec.humor.funny) During an etiquette class, a teacher is trying to teach her students good manners to follow while on a dinner date. "Michael," she asks one of the students, "if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" "Just a minute," replie... (Read More) (Added by Adam Reed
on 7/10, 11:42pm)
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Another Beer Commercial...
Goto http://www.bigad.com.au/ and enjoy excerpts from Carl Orff's "Carmina Burana" being used to sell beer...
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on 7/22, 3:21pm)
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IRS Audit
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.
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on 8/11, 12:48am)
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A young couple making love
An elderly man was walking through the French countryside, admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple making love in a field. Getting over his initial shock he said to himself, "Ah, young love... ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers... C'est magnifique!", and continued to watch, remembering the good old day's ... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 9/18, 11:25pm)
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Problem Solving Flow Chart
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on 1/17, 8:00am)
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Democratic Women versus Republican Women
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on 5/11, 3:55pm)
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Mensa Invitational
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners: 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 2.... (Read More) (Added by Bob Palin
on 5/28, 10:54am)
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The Old Poodle
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost.
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on 6/01, 9:13pm)
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