 GOD BLESS AMERICAN WOMEN!
From: Subject: It Is Your Patriotic Duty to Pass This On FORWARDED IN THE NAME OF PATRIOTISM: We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk... (Read More) (Added by Ciro D'Agostino
on 8/23/2006, 5:52pm)
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Electile Dysfunction
The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year. (Added by William Dwyer on 10/19, 9:36pm)
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Surrender Cat
Why did the cat prefer the French to the Americans?
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on 5/03, 6:35pm)
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The real meaning of common words
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are: 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to... (Read More) (Added by Barbara Branden
on 6/10, 4:53pm)
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Last Stand of the Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to ... (Read More) (Added by Luke Setzer
on 7/09, 3:43pm)
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Clinton's Solution for fighting terrorism in the air...
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the heck- the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" go... (Read More) (Added by William Dwyer
on 8/15, 1:28pm)
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'08 Presidential Contenders Confessional
This is an SNL cartoon with Oprah providing a platform for all of the '08 candidates (Republican and Democrat) to come clean with their darkest secrets willingly. Wait til you hear some of the confessions...this had me in tears. Enjoy.
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on 5/21, 10:58am)
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Truth in Advertising
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No Frill Living Will
Posted to the Space Coast Freethought Association list but original author unknown:
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on 4/13, 12:12pm)
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Jesse Jackson In Hell
One day in the future, Jesse Jackson has a heart-attack and dies.
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on 10/03, 1:59pm)
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