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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.  The Indian Chief proclaims "So, you are the great Lone Ranger.  In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But,  before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first  request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to ... (Read More)

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the heck- the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" go... (Read More)

This is an SNL cartoon with Oprah providing a platform for all of the '08 candidates (Republican and Democrat) to come clean with their darkest secrets willingly. Wait til you hear some of the confessions...this had me in tears. Enjoy. ... (Read More)

Posted to the Space Coast Freethought Association list but original author unknown: ... (Read More)

One day in the future, Jesse Jackson has a heart-attack and dies. ... (Read More)

True story: In the clinical part of their education, second-year medical students learn to give the male equivalent of a pelvic exam, the whole check your prostate and hernias thing. Apparently this sort of exam finishes on the shaft of the penis. A young woman who was the last in her group, and the last person of the day, to learn it also believes... (Read More)

In light of Joe Rowland's article on benevolence, I'd like to share with you another theory of the dynamics of internet discussion. Courtesy of Penny Arcade. (Read More)

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Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts .  This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Mired amid the hobgoblins are a host of mixed premise assertions by mystics who would have you believe that Halloween is a time of irrational fears and altruistic giving of candy to buy off hooligans whose cries of "Trick or treat" are a threat of blackmail.  No, indeed!  Halloween is actually a rational holiday for productive people. ... (Read More)