 The Old Poodle
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost.
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on 6/01, 9:13pm)
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May I speak to you?
Scene at the mall.
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on 7/09, 11:32pm)
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existence
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: ...... "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist." F... (Read More) (Added by albert
on 11/07, 11:47am)
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The Lark Program
A lady liberal wrote a lot of letters to the White House complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held at Guantanamo Bay. She received the following reply:
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on 9/28, 10:36pm)
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Book Reviews of Hillary's "Living History"
"So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want to sleep with an intern." --- Craig Kilborn
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on 6/08, 10:37am)
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Since April 2004 three men wait for a phone call
Want to read what would be a good joke if it weren't true?
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on 4/16, 9:55am)
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GUNS and DOCTORS
GUNS and DOCTORS a. The number of physicians in the United States is 700,000 b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000. c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health & Human Services) THINK ABOUT THIS: a. The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000 (yes, eighty- mill... (Read More) (Added by Peter Skup on 5/25/2005, 12:20am)
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BOOK: the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device
Introducing the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device, trade-named - BOOK. BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in technology; no wires, no electronic circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It's so easy to use, even a child can operate it. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere - even sitting in an armchair by the... (Read More) (Added by Luke Morris
on 6/16, 1:45pm)
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SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP SIGNIFICANCE OF IRONY
A friendly jest at our American counterparts:
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on 8/18, 3:39am)
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Alaska Department of Fish and Game Advisory
In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear encounters, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game has issued the following advisory to hikers, hunters, and fishermen while in the field:
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