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True story: In the clinical part of their education, second-year medical students learn to give the male equivalent of a pelvic exam, the whole check your prostate and hernias thing. Apparently this sort of exam finishes on the shaft of the penis. A young woman who was the last in her group, and the last person of the day, to learn it also believes... (Read More)

In light of Joe Rowland's article on benevolence, I'd like to share with you another theory of the dynamics of internet discussion. Courtesy of Penny Arcade. (Read More)

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Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts .  This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Mired amid the hobgoblins are a host of mixed premise assertions by mystics who would have you believe that Halloween is a time of irrational fears and altruistic giving of candy to buy off hooligans whose cries of "Trick or treat" are a threat of blackmail.  No, indeed!  Halloween is actually a rational holiday for productive people. ... (Read More)

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...that France surrendered. ...Just in case.

Competing with "free" in a market economy. (I loved this) (Read More)

A fellow walks into his doctor's office, complaining that he thinks he might have a tapeworm. The doctor makes a physical examination, listens to the symptoms, and concurs with the self-diagnosis. "I want you to come back tomorrow, to start treatment. And bring a banana and a cookie with you" said the doctor. Despite the seemingly odd requ... (Read More)

A man wakes up with a severe hangover and finds a note from his wife by his bedside that says, "I made your favorite breakfast.  When you wake up, come down to the kitchen." ... (Read More)