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I thought this video was hilariously funny.  ... (Read More)

1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was ... (Read More)

Here's an interesting project. One person went to Facebook, downloaded the top 10 most frequent "favorite books" at various colleges, then went to CollegeBoard, and downloaded the average SAT scores for each of the colleges. An average score was assigned to each book by finding all the colleges on whose "favorite book" list it appeared, addi... (Read More)

From my recently delivered paper on morals (entitled "On Morals"): ... (Read More)

These are jokes I made up when I was only a kid of about five to eight (depending on the joke). I thought they were the funniest thing ever and told them over and over to just about everyone until I forgot about them. Just today, something triggered the memory of them, so I thought I'd see how other people liked them. ... (Read More)

A shipwreck occurs. The survivors swim from the ship to a nearby island. Two Englishmen swim ashore and go to opposite ends of the island because they have not been properly introduced. Two Germans swim ashore and set out to build an autobahn to connect the extreme parts of the island. Two Americans swim ashore and open up a fast food chain. Two... (Read More)

Scene: It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk. Fox: "What are you working on?" Rabbit: "My thesis." Fox: "Hmm... What is it about?" Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes." Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows... (Read More)

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.         1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to his own car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.         2007 - School goes into lock-down, and FBI is called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees h... (Read More)

Before you criticize someone, ... (Read More)