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Let’s put tax cuts in terms everyone can understand. Suppose that every day 10 men go out for dinner every night. The bill for all ten comes to $100. If it was paid the way we pay our taxes, the first four men would pay nothing; the fifth would pay $1; the sixth would pay $3; the seventh $7; the eighth $12, the ninth $18. The tenth man (the richest... (Read More)

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OK, it's not funny... but it is! ... This news video from Elmendorf, Alaska, shows three women who were surrounded by wolves.  (Sounds serious, you say?)  They were out jogging!  The pepper spray was not enough...  They barely got away... them and their little dogs...  Notice when you watch the video that the area is signed.  The newscast also ment... (Read More)

1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. For h... (Read More)

"...outside the ordered universe that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity..." The above is: a.) Horror writer H. P. Lovecraft's characterization of a monster he invented, Azathoth. b.) A very accurate description of the mental state of college students have after... (Read More)

An Amish farmer walking through his cow pasture notices a man drinking from his pond with his right hand. The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das Wasser nicht! Die Kuhen haben dahin gescheissen!' The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English.' The Amish man says: 'Use both hands, you'll get more.' (T... (Read More)

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Mired amid the hobgoblins are a host of mixed premise assertions by mystics who would have you believe that Halloween is a time of irrational fears and altruistic giving of candy to buy off hooligans whose cries of "Trick or treat" are a threat of blackmail.  No, indeed!  Halloween is actually a rational holiday for productive people. ... (Read More)

Best Quote of 2007 ... (Read More)