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Some of these are stupid, but I thought it was worth posting nonetheless.... ... (Read More)

This only sounds like a joke, but the authors and publishers of this tract in 1894 considered it deadly serious advice to new brides. ... (Read More)

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On behalf of Mr. Bachler, I submit this filk of Atlas Shrugged.  For those not familiar, "filk" is a form of satire where the lyrics to a song are replaced -- in this case, quite cleverly.  ... (Read More)

Bob the atheist dies on the operating table, and to his surprise he's rocketed through a tunnel of light. He reaches the end of the light and sees three signs: One is pointing up, and it says "Heaven." One is pointing down and it says "Hell." And the third is pointing to the right, and it says "Bob's House." Naturally, he chooses the third. At the ... (Read More)

 For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that go... (Read More)

Fellow Objectivists, I could tell neither whether this message arrived in earnest or in humor, nor whether it took aim at my personal page or the SOLO Florida page.  I share it here for your amusement. ... (Read More)

Someone e-mailed this to me and I thought I'd share:  "Ozone created by electric cars is now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally...scientists stumped... (Read More)

If Marcus ever gets married, one could easily predict the kind of sex his future would have in store for him.   The first kind is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of your marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. The second kind is Bedroom Sex. This kind begins around year 2 of the marraige. You will have c... (Read More)

This video satirizes traveling salesmen of Jehovah and their various arguments about the nature of that alleged deity.  In this parody, the "men in black" invite you to kiss the ass of Hank, who will give you a million dollars once you leave town but who will kick your ass if you fail to kiss his.  No one has verified that any of the many kissers o... (Read More)