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As we start the fall season here in the so-called "Sunshine State" of Florida, we residents could use a little calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have found inner peace after all the hurricanes. ... (Read More)

Here's a speech from "Team America: World Police," a new puppet movie from the creators of South Park. The lead character, Gary, must convince the world's leaders and statesmen to let Team America handle Kim Jong Il: ... (Read More)

One of the shortest books ever written, "French war heroes".

The Indefatigable Ralph the Rooster ... (Read More)

Flanagan was asked to distinguish between an explosion and a collision. "Well, with a collision," he said, "there you are. But with an explosion, where are you?" :-) ... (Read More)

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a sets quare, a slide rule, and a calculator. ... (Read More)

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved byArthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no ans... (Read More)

Good Thinking Many years ago in a small Indian village, a farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender.  The moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the farmer's beautiful daughter.  So he proposed a bargain.  He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his daughter.  Both the farmer and his ... (Read More)