 Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Southerner?
The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an ... (Read More) (Added by Philip Coates
on 8/22/2005, 6:31pm)
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A testament to litigiousness
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (But, that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details insi... (Read More) (Added by Robert Davison
on 8/22, 6:02pm)
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Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity with Intelligent Falling Theory
From The Onion:
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on 8/20, 10:11am)
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deeper...
"I was in bed with my wife the other night and she said 'deeper, deeper'...so I started quoting Nietchze, 'man is a rope stretched over an abyss'..."-Dennis Miller (Added by Jody Allen Gomez
on 8/19, 5:50pm)
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Tech Support
Subject: COMPUTERS
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on 8/18, 11:46am)
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SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP SIGNIFICANCE OF IRONY
A friendly jest at our American counterparts:
... (Read More) (Added by Tim Sturm
on 8/18, 3:39am)
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How college policies began.
Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the Banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the apes with cold water.
... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 8/17, 2:00pm)
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The language of the EU
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German , which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase-in plan that would be known as Eur... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 8/13, 3:43am)
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In the days of Saddam
Saddam's doctor called a meeting of all the Saddam look-alikes.
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on 8/13, 3:41am)
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IRS Audit
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.
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on 8/11, 12:48am)
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