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Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others sai... (Read More)

Yankel was a wine maker, but he was not too bright. Naturally, most of his yearly income came before Passover when Jews all over the world buy a lot of wine. One day before Passover, Yankel opened a fresh barrel and noticed that it was half empty. How could wine be missing from a newly opened barrel? He thought and thought, but he couldn't figur... (Read More)

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people. ... (Read More)

Some grandparents were babysitting their four-year-old grandson for the weekend. The kid was making the old man crazy, draining his energy. “I have to think of something to keep this boy occupied with a project for a little while!” A light rain fell and some worms were out. “Say, I bet you can’t get a worm back into a hole. Five dollars if y... (Read More)

In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida.  Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager.  "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I'd like a small room for two weeks." "I'm awfully sorry," he replied, "but all... (Read More)

Gay cowboys: ''Y'up?'' ''Yep.''

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Two blondes are passing by a florist’s shop. ... (Read More)

The entrance opens, two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up.         The passengers begin glanc... (Read More)

The train was quite crowded, so the U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" ... (Read More)