 Headline Stories in the Year 2029
Someone e-mailed this to me and I thought I'd share: "Ozone created by electric cars is now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally...scientists stumped... (Read More) (Added by Bob Palin on 1/01, 4:51pm)
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The 4 Kinds of Sex in Marcus Bachler's Future
If Marcus ever gets married, one could easily predict the kind of sex his future would have in store for him. The first kind is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of your marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. The second kind is Bedroom Sex. This kind begins around year 2 of the marraige. You will have c... (Read More) (Added by George W. Cordero on 1/01, 10:10am)
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Kissing the Ass of Hank
This video satirizes traveling salesmen of Jehovah and their various arguments about the nature of that alleged deity. In this parody, the "men in black" invite you to kiss the ass of Hank, who will give you a million dollars once you leave town but who will kick your ass if you fail to kiss his. No one has verified that any of the many kissers o... (Read More) (Added by Luke Setzer
on 12/19/2004, 3:00pm)
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Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah!
Many of you may not have seen this hysterical Virgin Mobile USA commercial:
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Jesus Christ Action Figure
The leader of our local freethought group posted this link to our discussion list: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/jesus.php The page plays a hysterical mock commercial of the new Jesus Christ action figure featuring "Walk on Water" power! (Read More) (Added by Luther Setzer
on 12/03/2004, 11:41am)
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Should we stop illegal immigration . . . to Canada?
The Exodus CANADA BUSY SENDING BACK BUSH-DODGERS The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll... (Read More) (Added by Barbara Branden on 11/26/2004, 3:45am)
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Thought for the weekend
Seen in the Weekend Australian: If you have nothing nice to say about somebody, ask him how long he's been working in local government. (Added by Roger Coombs on 11/14/2004, 4:02pm)
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Opposed Perspectives (seen on web)
In the recent election, the American people were presented with two clear, opposite perspectives - both from John Kerry. (Added by Adam Reed on 11/10/2004, 10:58pm)
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Something Different
http://www.imao.us/sound/Halliburton.mp3 (Read More) (Added by Jeremy on 10/22/2004, 11:46pm)
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Airport Security Solution
Subject: Airport Security Solution
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