 Finding Inner Peace
As we start the fall season here in the so-called "Sunshine State" of Florida, we residents could use a little calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have found inner peace after all the hurricanes.
... (Read More) (Added by Luther Setzer on 10/18/2004, 6:11am)
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Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes
Here's a speech from "Team America: World Police," a new puppet movie from the creators of South Park. The lead character, Gary, must convince the world's leaders and statesmen to let Team America handle Kim Jong Il:
... (Read More) (Added by Andrew Bissell
on 10/17/2004, 2:49am)
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shortest book
One of the shortest books ever written, "French war heroes". (Added by James Bryan on 10/16/2004, 6:07pm)
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The Indefatigable Ralph the Rooster and How to Win the War on Terrorism
The Indefatigable Ralph the Rooster
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Hal Roach on Distinctions
Flanagan was asked to distinguish between an explosion and a collision. "Well, with a collision," he said, "there you are. But with an explosion, where are you?" :-)
... (Read More) (Added by Peter Cresswell on 10/05/2004, 10:22pm)
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Why Mathematicians Are Never Politicians
At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a sets quare, a slide rule, and a calculator.
... (Read More) (Added by Sam Erica on 9/30/2004, 2:07pm)
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What Do Women Want?
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved byArthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no ans... (Read More) (Added by Sam Erica
on 9/22/2004, 11:26am)
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 This isn't a joke—it's actually a puzzle
Good Thinking Many years ago in a small Indian village, a farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender. The moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the farmer's beautiful daughter. So he proposed a bargain. He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his daughter. Both the farmer and his ... (Read More) (Added by Sam Erica
on 9/16/2004, 7:21pm)
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The New Yorker comments on Post-Modern "Art"
It takes an artist (in this case, New Yorker's Alex Gregory) to capture the essence of even fake "Art". From http://www.cartoonbank.com/assets/1/51252_m.gif (Read More) (Added by Adam Reed
on 9/15/2004, 7:59pm)
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. I... (Read More) (Added by Jeremy on 9/02/2004, 8:39pm)
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