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Female Poem I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong; one who loves to listen long; one who thinks before he speaks; one who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed; when I spend his cash, be not annoyed; pulls out my chair, and opens my door; massages my back, and begs to do more. Oh! for ma... (Read More)

At the U.S. War College, a General is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies. One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question, "Will we have to fight in a World War Three, Sir?" "Yes, gentlemen, it looks like you will," answers the Gener... (Read More)

I read an article that said the way to achieve inner peace is to FINISH things I had started. Today I finished two large bags of potato chips, a cherry pie, a fifth of Jack Daniel's, a whole box of chocolate candy and I finally told my boss how much I hate him. ... (Read More)

A CNN reporter went to Israel to cover the fighting.  She was looking for something emotional and positive and of human interest. Something like the man in Sarajevo who risked his life to play the cello everyday in the town square. In Jerusalem, she heard about an old Jew who's been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, ev... (Read More)

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A family in the Philippines was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the USA, sent by their sister. The corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face was practically touching the glass cover.  When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which rea... (Read More)

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The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. ... (Read More)