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I have already received this twice from an anonymous coward with a bogus return address of anonymous@anonymous.net.  If someone can nail the actual sender, many "real atheists" would have much gratitude.  I only post it here in the Jokes section because it shows to what pathetic levels some religionists will sink.  No, I did not waste time or energ... (Read More)

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Denunciasaurs (and toadies and flunkies and lapdogs and anonymous pitbulls, hyenas, vultures and friends) are hypocrites. Not evul immoral folk, and thus irredeemable, no -- the common Denunciasaurus-Rex is a simple, bumbling hypocrite, all too human, alas1 . . . all too human to be roasted on a spit, shredded, marinated in blog-spit, pound... (Read More)

"Lord, I have a problem." "What's the problem, Eve?" "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "And why is that Eve?" "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that ... (Read More)

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of friends late one night, and led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.  "What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. ... (Read More)

A story is told of a Jewish man who was riding on the subway reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached the newspaper reader. "Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?" Moshe replied, "I used to read the ... (Read More)

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter--ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntari... (Read More)

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Causes of death for specific philosophers: a humorous take on philosophical thought. Aquinas: Last causes Aristotle: Excessive moderation Augustine: Hippo Ayer: Unverifiable Bacon, F: Hit by idol in market place Berkeley: Divine neglect Boole: Became inverted Bradley: Absolutely everything Buridan: Asinine starvation ... (Read More)