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(from newsgroup rec.humor.funny) During an etiquette class, a teacher is trying to teach her students good manners to follow while on a dinner date. "Michael," she asks one of the students, "if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" "Just a minute," replie... (Read More) (Added by Adam Reed
on 7/10, 11:42pm)
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May I speak to you?
Scene at the mall.
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on 7/09, 11:32pm)
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Last Stand of the Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to ... (Read More) (Added by Luke Setzer
on 7/09, 3:43pm)
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Is it a Joke? Satire or Prophecy?
Sen. Kennedy Slams Unnamed Supreme Court Nominee (2005-07-02) -- Sen. Ted Kennedy, D-MA, today criticized President George Bush's as-yet-unnamed replacement for retiring Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor as a "brutal, Bible-thumping, right-wing ideologue who hates minorities, women and cocker spaniels." "He or she... (Read More) (Added by Barbara Branden
on 7/06, 10:01pm)
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Iowahawk (satire): Zarqawi Sez "Stop Questioning My Patriotism"
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2005/07/stop_questionin.html
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on 7/04, 9:30pm)
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Sociology
Q: Why is there no Nobel Prize for sociology?
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on 7/03, 4:33pm)
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Objectivist Humor: Not Excluded by the Law of Identity!!
How many Objectivists does it take to change a lightbulb?
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on 7/01, 2:00pm)
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The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity
This is a bit long, but well worth the study.
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on 6/30, 9:22pm)
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Eastern Enlightenment
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on 6/29, 7:47am)
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Lawyers Again, From Real Life!
[E-mailed to me this morning - Linz] These are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts". They are things people said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just l... (Read More) (Added by Lindsay Perigo
on 6/28, 5:31pm)
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