 Lawyers and contraception
What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
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on 6/24, 9:48am)
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Lawyer fees
A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.
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on 6/24, 9:29am)
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God vs. U2
Bono and guitarist the Edge are in a plane crash and end up standing in front of God, who is seated on his giant white throne. God asks them the same question. First, he turns to the Edge. "Edge, tell me what you believe in." He responds, "I believe in Gibson guitars and in the fact that the world would be a much better place if we were alive to ma... (Read More) (Added by Ashley Frazier
on 6/18, 8:55am)
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 The Flash Mind Reader
http://louhi.kempele.fi/~skyostil/archive/dump/flash/psychic.swf[[/A> (Read More) (Added by Bob Palin
on 6/18, 6:56am)
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Two Statues
There were two naked Greek statues that had been facing each other across a courtyard for a thousand years when a muse came by and said, "I'll bring you to life for thirty minutes so you can both do what you most want to do."
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on 6/18, 6:33am)
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BOOK: the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device
Introducing the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device, trade-named - BOOK. BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in technology; no wires, no electronic circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It's so easy to use, even a child can operate it. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere - even sitting in an armchair by the... (Read More) (Added by Luke Morris
on 6/16, 1:45pm)
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Birth Control
Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation turns to sex and then birth control. The first woman says, "We're Catholic so we can't use it."
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on 6/16, 8:27am)
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The Redhead
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I have the most atrocious pains on my body wherever I touch it.
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on 6/14, 9:58pm)
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Incrementally better
(after reading yet another post from num++ I have to retell this old story...)
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on 6/12, 5:48pm)
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Another Welsh joke
What do you call a Welshman with a hundred girlfriends?
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on 6/11, 2:30pm)
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