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The television show Elementary recently introduced a new love interest for Sherlock Holmes named Fiona.  She has autism but prefers to identify herself as "neuro-atypical" (NA) instead.  Consequently, those without autism she labels as "neurotypical" (NT).  This led me to a Web search that stumbled across a site that made me laugh so hard I had to ... (Read More)

http://www.theonion.com/article/gop-statisticians-develop-new-branch-math-formulat-52463 (Read More)

Book Report! ... (Read More)

Let’s have a bit of laugh, by comparing the religious (Christian) with the scientific time-chart.To avoid useless details at the age scales involved, I’ve rounded everything nicely up: In accordance with Moses, Martin Luther, Melanchton, Archbishop Usher and Dr. Lightfoot (ViceChancellor of the University of Cambridge), who dared to cor... (Read More)

I just know everyone here is a Breaking Bad fan. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UUD3zyu7Ek&feature=youtube_gdata_player (Read More)

Stop me if you heard this one... "Union Pacific Corp (UNP.N), the No. 1 U.S. railroad company, owns a 26 percent stake in Mexican railway company Ferromex. ... Like rivals CSX Corp (CSX.N) and Norfolk Southern Corp (NSC.N), Union Pacific is partnering with Kansas City Southern to haul carloads in the United States to locations not served by the rai... (Read More)

In response to the tragedy in Colorado, President Obama signed Executive Order 44-720 this morning. This order will create a new federal agency under the Department of Homeland Security and establish security checkpoints at every movie theater in the United States. The president expects the first checkpoint to be in operation in about one year and ... (Read More)

Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling... (Read More)

A guy gets home from work one night and hears a voice. The voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." The man is disturbed at what he hears and ignores the voice. The next day when he gets home from work, the same thing happens. The voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money... (Read More)

The largest condom factory in the states burned down. President Obama was awakened at 4am by the telephone. "Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground... It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be used up by the e... (Read More)