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One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. ... (Read More)

We need a "Add Cartoon" section button.  ... (Read More)

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.         1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to his own car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.         2007 - School goes into lock-down, and FBI is called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees h... (Read More)

A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D. C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River. "That's impossible," said the tourist. "No one could throw a coin that far!" "You have to remember," answered the guide. "A dollar went a lot farther in those days."... (Read More)

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Check out the 9 links on the left, right below the picture of Hugh Topian ... ... (Read More)

PALO ALTO, CA - An international mathematics research team announced today that they had discovered a new integer that surpasses any previously known value "by a totally mindblowing shitload." Project director Yujin Xiao of Stanford University said the theoretical number, dubbed a "stimulus," could lead to breakthroughs in fields as diverse as astr... (Read More)

[E-mailed to me this morning - Linz] These are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts". They are things people said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just l... (Read More)

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An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both. ... (Read More)