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Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah!
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah!

Many of you may not have seen this hysterical Virgin Mobile USA commercial: ... (Read More)

(Added by Luther Setzer on 12/17/2004, 5:25am)

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The 4 Kinds of Sex  in Marcus Bachler
The 4 Kinds of Sex in Marcus Bachler's Future

If Marcus ever gets married, one could easily predict the kind of sex his future would have in store for him.   The first kind is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of your marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. The second kind is Bedroom Sex. This kind begins around year 2 of the marraige. You will have c... (Read More)

(Added by George W. Cordero on 1/01, 10:10am)

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Filk: Atlas Shrugged
Filk: Atlas Shrugged

On behalf of Mr. Bachler, I submit this filk of Atlas Shrugged.  For those not familiar, "filk" is a form of satire where the lyrics to a song are replaced -- in this case, quite cleverly.  ... (Read More)

(Added by Jennifer Iannolo on 2/06, 12:39am)

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"Work Ethics"
"Work Ethics"

Every day, a male coworker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she couldn’t stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance aga... (Read More)

(Added by num++ on 4/12, 2:21pm)

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Birth Control
Birth Control

Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation turns to sex and then birth control. The first woman says, "We're Catholic so we can't use it." ... (Read More)

(Added by Sam Erica on 6/16, 8:27am)

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Eastern Enlightenment
Eastern Enlightenment

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(Added by Robert Davison on 6/29, 7:47am)

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Objectivist Humor: Not Excluded by the Law of Identity!!
Objectivist Humor: Not Excluded by the Law of Identity!!

How many Objectivists does it take to change a lightbulb? ... (Read More)

(Added by Michael E. Marotta on 7/01, 2:00pm)

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Is it a Joke? Satire or Prophecy?
Is it a Joke? Satire or Prophecy?

Sen. Kennedy Slams Unnamed Supreme Court Nominee (2005-07-02) -- Sen. Ted Kennedy, D-MA, today criticized President George Bush's as-yet-unnamed replacement for retiring Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor as a "brutal, Bible-thumping, right-wing ideologue who hates minorities, women and cocker spaniels." "He or she... (Read More)

(Added by Barbara Branden on 7/06, 10:01pm)

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Hillary for President in 2008
Hillary for President in 2008

http://www.michaelhodges.com/stuff/funny/2008cc1.swf (Read More)

(Added by Bob Palin on 7/12, 2:54pm)

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New Zealand Toyota Hilux Ads...
New Zealand Toyota Hilux Ads...

NZ Toyota Hilux ads have something of a cult following in New Zealand. Toyota has a habit of making ads that run the gauntlet of the [Snooty impression on] "New Zealand Broadcasting Standards Authority" [Snooty impression off]. ... (Read More)

(Added by Robert Winefield on 7/23, 4:09pm)

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