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16) Spacesuits made by Kathie Lee's plant in Siberia. ... (Read More) (Added by Summer Serravillo on 10/06, 8:14am)Discuss this Joke (12 messages) 1.1 Objects are simple. 1.2 Purchasing objects is not so simple. 1.3 Objects make up the substance of the world. Yet there are always more objects available to be purchased. 1.4 Which is why the substance of the world is expanding. 1.5 Yet an expanding world can only contain a finite amount of chocolate spread. 1.... (Read More) (Added by Scott Cram on 10/16, 9:32am)Discuss this Funny Story (5 messages) The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation. Just as a figure skater's rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the body, the cutting of tall trees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast. (Added by Marty Lewinter on 10/25, 8:34am)Discuss this Joke (9 messages) Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet. "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail." The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?" "Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome." (Added by Ciro D'Agostino on 10/25, 8:41am)Discuss this Joke (0 messages) Schwarzenegger likes to call his opponents "Girlie-men" and Beatty, once Hollywood's most famous "ladies man," says he is unafraid of either the nickname or the movie action hero who happily killed an alligator in one scene and declared, "You're luggage." ... (Read More) (Added by Robert Davison on 11/02, 7:18am)Discuss this Joke (0 messages) 7 things you would see if Rednecks ruled the world. ... (Read More) (Added by Ciro D'Agostino on 11/13, 7:04am)Discuss this Joke (42 messages) ... (Read More) (Added by Ciro D'Agostino on 11/18, 9:05pm)Discuss this Joke (7 messages) (Added by Marty Lewinter on 11/24, 2:26am) Discuss this Joke (3 messages) Just testing my new photo, so try to ignore this joke. (Added by Rodney Rawlings on 12/03, 7:04pm)Discuss this Joke (7 messages) The Parable Of The Spoons (A Beautiful Story) > > A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord > one day and said, > "Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and > Hell are like. > > "The Lord led the holy man to two doors. > He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked > in. In the middle of the ... (Read More) (Added by Ciro D'Agostino on 12/07, 11:03am)Discuss this Joke (6 messages) |