 So Easy a Caveman Could Do It
An ongoing union strike at Kennedy Space Center led to this satire of the typical scene at the entrance gate.
... (Read More) (Added by Luke Setzer
on 7/24, 6:02am)
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 Epicurus on God and Evil
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus (Added by Ted Keer on 7/07, 4:14pm)
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"Screw the state. Let's do it ourselves."
In 2003, a state highway inspector rode through and condemned one of the town's bridges, on a dirt road that serves maybe a dozen houses. That's the bad news. The good news was the 80/20 state/town funding plan, under which, if you applied to Concord for a new bridge, the state would pay 80 percent of the cost, the town 20. So they did. The ... (Read More) (Added by Ted Keer on 7/09, 7:55pm)
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Think I Had A Wet Dream
A song by Kip Addotta, as featured on Dr. Demento: Think I Had A Wet Dream - Kip Adotta It was April the 41st, it being a quadruple leap year and I was driving in downtown Atlantis. My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray, and it was over-heating. So, I pulled into a Shell station. They said I'd blown a se... (Read More) (Added by Joe Maurone
on 8/01, 10:27pm)
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Moishe vs. the Soviet Union
Moishe is being indoctrinated by the Soviet Russian Government: Govt. official: "If you had a yacht, what would you do with it?" Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia." Govt. Official: "And if you had a palace, what would you do with it?" Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia." Govt. Official: "And if you had a sweater, what would you d... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 9/03, 5:11am)
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FILM HORROR
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on 10/24, 10:14am)
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The Final Test
Twelve priests were about to be ordained.
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on 11/05, 6:19pm)
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Noah's Ark Revisited
In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in Malibu, California in the United States, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."
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on 11/08, 2:03am)
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Good Economist/Bad Economist
An Indian-born economist once explained his personal theory of reincarnation to his graduate economics class. "If you are a good economist, a virtuous economist," he said, "you are reborn as a physicist. But if you are an evil, wicked economist, you are reborn as a sociologist." (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 11/18, 3:45am)
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Not Since 1955
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
... (Read More) (Added by Luke Setzer
on 3/05, 7:07am)
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