 Causes of philosophical death
Causes of death for specific philosophers: a humorous take on philosophical thought. Aquinas: Last causes Aristotle: Excessive moderation Augustine: Hippo Ayer: Unverifiable Bacon, F: Hit by idol in market place Berkeley: Divine neglect Boole: Became inverted Bradley: Absolutely everything Buridan: Asinine starvation ... (Read More) (Added by Jenna W
on 3/30, 1:26am)
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Poetic Justice
Female Poem I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong; one who loves to listen long; one who thinks before he speaks; one who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed; when I spend his cash, be not annoyed; pulls out my chair, and opens my door; massages my back, and begs to do more. Oh! for ma... (Read More) (Added by Luke Setzer
on 7/25, 6:08am)
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Heaviest Element Discovered
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Governmentium." Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by... (Read More) (Added by Jonathan Fauth
on 11/28, 8:13am)
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All sheeple...
Check this out Read the text when you mouse over the comic - not bad. (Read More) (Added by Joseph Funk on 7/16, 9:47am)
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 Do You Have the Mind of a Psychopathic Killer?
Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right. Few people do. A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her drea... (Read More) (Added by Sam Erica on 9/01, 6:35am)
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Election Results 2010
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Condom Crisis
The largest condom factory in the states burned down. President Obama was awakened at 4am by the telephone. "Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground... It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be used up by the e... (Read More) (Added by Jules Troy on 12/04, 1:56am)
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Incrementally better
(after reading yet another post from num++ I have to retell this old story...)
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on 6/12, 5:48pm)
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Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity with Intelligent Falling Theory
From The Onion:
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on 8/20, 10:11am)
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Four Religious Truths
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
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