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Taliban on the Run --- Fifty Ways to Leave Your Bunker --- Freebeard --- Don't Cry for Me, Al Qaeda --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Cut Off Her Hands and Publicly Stoned Her to Death
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on 11/20, 1:47am)
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Visiting the Euro-Snack
Recently I was at Northstar ski resort doing some hiking. They have trails all over their mountain for hikers in the summer and give free gondola rides to hikers and their dogs. Halfway up the mountain, there was a concession stand called "Euro Snack" selling all European themed foods at European-ly high prices. A Belgian waffle on a paper plate... (Read More) (Added by Jeff Landauer
on 7/05, 12:04am)
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The Evolution of Philosophy
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How the Proposed Stimulus Package Will Work
This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpa... (Read More) (Added by Luke Setzer on 2/12, 10:45am)
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GM Retardation
A spoofed version of GM's new advertising
... (Read More) (Added by Patrick J Hubbard on 6/10, 10:28am)
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Congress Votes To Outsource Presidency
http://www.thetruckersreport.com/truckingindustryforum/politics/96710-congress-votes-to-outsource-presidency.html (Read More) (Added by Merlin Jetton on 2/03, 2:17pm)
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Zapiro
The latest Muhammad cartoon to spark protest: http://www.mg.co.za/zapiro/all/3. (Read More) (Added by Bob Palin on 5/30, 3:16pm)
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Walk Naked in America Day 2012
Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling... (Read More) (Added by Luke Setzer on 5/09, 11:37am)
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Bob the Atheist
Bob the atheist dies on the operating table, and to his surprise he's rocketed through a tunnel of light. He reaches the end of the light and sees three signs: One is pointing up, and it says "Heaven." One is pointing down and it says "Hell." And the third is pointing to the right, and it says "Bob's House." Naturally, he chooses the third. At the ... (Read More) (Added by Jamie Kelly
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One Tough Jewish Lady
In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I'd like a small room for two weeks." "I'm awfully sorry," he replied, "but all... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter on 8/27/2005, 12:50am)
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